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I'm a fortunate husband to a bi wife who's so hot, she could have had any man OR woman she wanted, but instead she decided I was the one to have three kids with. So besides being a husband, father, and school bus driver (as if 3 kids wasn't enough) I've been involved with gaming and conventions since I was a teenager in the mid-1990s. I've obsessed over many CCGs, TTRPGs, LARPs, MMORPGs, FPSs, and countless other acronyms, but board gaming with great people always tops my list of turn-ons.

So if you think you recognize me, ask yourself: ever been to GameStorm? Dragonflight? Norwescon? Game stores in Bremerton or Tacoma? Odds are, we've crossed paths - I am NOT a quiet man!

Preferred pronouns he/him - might seem obvious by looking at me, but it never hurts to be sure. Besides, I could care less what you call me as long as you quit APing and TAKE YOUR DANG TURN! ;)